12/06/2010: URSOHARDXCORE - [deleted channel]

“So you think you’re so harrrrrdcorrrrrrre,” Awsten slurs to the camera. “I’ll show you hardcore.”

“Hardcore!” he proclaims over a raccoon digging in a dumpster.

“Hardcore!” he proclaims as he throws a rubber chicken at Jawn’s head.

The next clip is Awsten yelling as the camera zooms in on a broken plastic knife.

“Aaaaand that is how to be harrrrrdcorrrrrrre,” Awsten says dopily, Jawn leaning against him with a similar expression. His facade breaks when he says, “Hey Otto, get in this shot.”

Otto says something back, but it’s too distant to hear. His car door closes in the background and the sound of an engine starts up seconds later. Their postures shift, disappointed, and Awsten rolls his eyes, annoyed.